A teardrop tattoo
I killed somebody.
An empty teardrop tattoo
I attempted to kill somebody.
A half empty teardrop tattoo
Let's just say Dr. Kevorkian wouldn't want me on his staff.
A teardrop tattoo in camouflage
I killed a guy in 'Nam in '81. Yes, I know the war was over by then, smartass.
A teardrop tattoo with antlers
I killed what I thought was a moose, and what was he doing wearing a buckskin jacket without an orange vest in my backyard after I'd been drinking anyway?
A rainbow colored teardrop tattoo
I killed somebody in a pink feathered boa at a Cher concert over a spat regarding the artistic merit of the broadway musical Rent.
A teardrop tattoo in the shape and color of a grassy knoll
…um, remember that "business trip" I went on in November of 63?
Long story…
An extra-large mesquite-flavored teardrop tattoo
I killed a big sweaty guy at a barbeque.
A shrink-wrapped teardrop tattoo
I killed the guy who pioneered the practice of placing new CDs behind impenetrably wrapped plastic. You're welcome.
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