Obama forces begin air raid in battleground state of Ohio
Columbus, OH –
In the strategically important city of Cincinnati, Obama forces began air strikes, focusing mainly on the homes of 34-49 year old blue collar males, but also emphasizing the important demographics of college-educated women and white evangelicals. According to Campaign manager General David Plouffe the air raid was a success: "We're very pleased with the results of this grassroots bombing campaign. It does my heart good to see the young people get out into the streets to scream for their lives with their homes spectacularly ablaze."
Obama forces continued to push north to such key cites and Dayton and Cleveland, shelling the homes of likely voters and canvassing in parks, malls and other places where key demographics were suspected to be hiding from the incessant roar of bombing.
According to polls, Obama's forces have taken a slight lead in the Buckeye state with 475 reported casualties over McCain's 311 with 108 wounded still 'undecided.'
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