Treasury set to bail out Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
- other 70’s R&B singers await help
After decades of mounting wardrobe bills and sky high hair care costs legendary 70s R&B duo Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, known for such diso-era hits as ‘Shake your booty till it won’t shake no more’ and ‘Keep on shaking your booty in spite of chronic pain’ were relieved to learn of the US treasury department’s plans to bail them out of their current fiscal woes.
“We’re overjoyed!” exclaimed Freddie Mac from the green room of The Blue Lake Casino showroom in Joliet Illinois. “What with the rising costs of sequins and nail polish, we were having an awful time getting by.”
The duo claims the news has spurred much interest from other 70’s R&B performers such as Peaches and Herb, Shirley and Company as well as KC and roughly half of the Sunshine Band.
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