Dear friend,
After a quick perusal of your publication, I can sense that you and your staff – like ours at The Family Council on Teen Sex – are deeply concerned about the homosexual agenda in this once great land of ours. Your decision to expose the disgusting details of the gay lifestyle on page after page of your classified section shows a courage rarely seen in the liberal-controlled media today – a courage I didn’t fully grasp until three or four thorough perusals.
After the fifth perusal (just to make sure I didn’t miss anything else) I tucked your publication away, caught my breath and emerged from the men’s room stall, emboldened by your publication’s frank depiction of the Sodomite community and determined to arm you and your fine Christian organization in your battle against what our liberal friends so charitably call “the alternative lifestyles.”
Enclosed please find a copy of “Tough choices for teens” – a finely produced DVD which helps clarity the difficult decisions kids face today in the “fresh,” “fly” hip-hop language of Negro youth. Feel free to pass it along to any sexually confused teen in your life to help guide them toward the biblical understanding of a healthy relationship: a man, a woman, and -- for a few lucky rulers -- hundreds of young nubile concubines enslaved from neighboring heathen nations.
God Bless,

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